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Face-to-face Sales makes you scary good at making and keeping eye contact. It’s fun to use it to mess with people.
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I will stare you down until your soul melts! Come at me, bro!
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I will eyeball you into your grave, bruh.
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yeah, i do it too.......
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All it takes is some hardware and chemicals...
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Heh, taking and breaking human lives works better but YMMV
Disclaimer it will give you the following side affects:
Resting “I am an asshole face”
nightly reminders of friends and foes who have passed under your watch
the constant knowledge of you abilities and the shortest fuse on dealing with salesmen bullshit.
source: me selling cars after I first retired from active duty trying to fight 50 year old men.